When your parents are giving you a lecture and they keep saying the same thing over and over again…

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You made your point, can you be quiet now?

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beautifulpicturesofhealthyfood:

Home Made CPK California Club Pizza…RECIPE

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Me: oh thats cute
: *checks price tag*
Me: no its not

rest-is-for-thedead:

nothing I can add will make this funnier

rest-is-for-thedead:

nothing I can add will make this funnier

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garlic-breadgasm:

I can hear my brother have sex with his girlfriend next door and there is just a lot of bed creaking and I just heard her say ‘Are you even trying?’ and I laughed so hard my brother came into the room to tell me to fuck off

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xenopheles:

dandyads:

Trojan Condoms, 1993

BRING THIS BACK, TROJAN.

xenopheles:

dandyads:

Trojan Condoms, 1993

BRING THIS BACK, TROJAN.

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